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Monday, October 22, 2007

Politics: Huckabee Wins Coveted Texas Ranger Endorsement

Norris displays his stance on illegal immigration...or mullets...perhaps fingerless gloves?

We might as well declare the upcoming Republican Presidential primaries over as kingmaker Chuck Norris delivered one of his patented roundhouse kicks to diet advocate Mike Huckabee's competition today. The hirsute action icon had nice things to say about each of the other candidates:

" Though Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, McCain tough enough to fight terrorism and Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.."

What's Ron Paul, chopped liver? Norris went on to explain his selection criteria:

"...he does not cower to the cries of any majority or minority...He doesn't abandon his values for what's expedient. Like our Founding Fathers, he's not afraid to stand up for a Creator and against secularist beliefs.”

It's good to know that if I have any questions about where our founding fathers stand on an issue, Chuck has the background and insight to fill me in. It must have been some other Thomas Jefferson who said, in his Notes on Virginia (1782) :

"But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."

Jefferson also had this to say in a letter to Horatio Spafford in 1814:

"In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own."

Perhaps he said it under duress...anyhow Chuck doesn't stand for cowering. I look forward to see who he endorses in the general election! Check out Chuck's multi-culti crew below, and his message to Huckabee for the upcoming Florida primary. Take heed bleeding heart enviro-Nazi's -- it's the dolphins that are deadly! And chin up other GOP-ers, the David Hasselhoff, Adrian Zmed and Lou Ferrigno endorsements are still on the table!

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