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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Movie News: Attention Brooklyn Singles!

Heath and Michelle in happier, less available for awkward flirting at the Park Slope food Co-op times

People and Us Weekly, after a protracted Dynasty - style hairpulling catfight, found each other panting at the printers simultaneously today to break the news that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have called it quits. This is of course good news for the legions of pansexual Park Slope stalkers who have been waiting to pounce on the couple ever since they moved to the neighborhood.

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