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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Film: Indiana Jones Title Revealed..Maybe

For The Love of God by Damien Hirst, roughly half the cost of the new Indiana Jones film

Shia LeBeouf, non-beefy star of Hitchcock knockoffs and soon to be Indiana Jones Jr. revealed the very Damien Hirst-like title of the film to be Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. That is if the name doesn't end up being Indiana Jones and The Lost City of Gold, Indiana Jones and The City of Gods, Indiana Jones and The Fourth Corner of the World, or Indiana Jones and The Quest for the Covenant. According to StudioBriefing these are all names that LucasFilm has copyrighted for the new installment. So let's see, we know that there's some kind of Damien Hurst sculpture from the future, a lost city of the gods that's in the fourth corner of the world where the covenant is (presumably taken from the ark that's in that government warehouse filed next to the magic bullet from the Kennedy assassination and the WMD's from Iraq. ) Way to spoil the plot LucasFilm!

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