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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Culture: Still Think Spitzer Overpayed? ScarJo Goes For 40K in Charity Net Auction

Everything is relative. Soon to be former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer is said to have paid around $80,000 over the last ten years in exchange for the company of young women. Compare that to the $40,000 coughed up on E-Bay by an Internet bidder for one night with Scarlett Johannson .

But "Wait", you say, "the auction in question is for charity -- how can you possibly compare benefiting OxFam which helps needy people around the world with the scourge of 'white slavery?'" Easy -- "Client 9" was helping the needy too -- young women getting a start in the big city who need to earn some dough while waiting for their aspiring R & B career to take off.

More to the point -- and from the client point of view -- he really got a lot more er...bang for his buck. In quantity and quite possibly in quality too. Scarlett, or rather her pimp OxFam (awesome pimp name btw) is very specific about this date:

“Two tickets to the world premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. The premiere location has not yet been determined but will be in either Los Angeles or New York this July.
“Chauffeured car service to the premiere. Hair and makeup for one by Priv?. A meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson at the premiere.”

Charity or no, I simply expect more for my $40,000 -- at the very least some say so in the events. A meet and greet? I don't think so...

Here's Scarlett Johansson selling herself to the highest bidder -- I give her at least five diamonds:

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