Music: Vivid Video Can't Prove it is Jimi Hendrix, But Can You Prove it's Not Jimi in Their New Sex Tape

"Hey where'd that camera come from?"

By Noah Mallin

The best defense is a good offense, or something to that effect. Vivid Video announced recently that they were selling a film purporting to depict Jimi Hendrix engaged in some sort of mating act. In fact, Cynthia Plaster Caster (famous, at least to anyone like me who read Pamela Des Barre's trash-classic autobio I'm With The Band, for taking plaster moulds of rocks stars schlongs) was even willing to help their claim stand up.

Still naysayers emerged to, well, say "Nay" to the claims so now Vivid has boldly put their money where some anonymous groupie's mouth was by offering $100,000 (or 4 pounds in UK currency) to anyone who can prove that it's not Hendrix in their footage.

I look forward to some CSI-style bone structure analysis!