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Friday, October 5, 2007

Design: Did I Mention Tokyo is Off The Wall?


Nissan previews their PIVA 2 concept today and they did not disappoint in the weirdness or WTF??? categories. This is a car whose body can rotate 360 degrees and features a talking robot monkey head in the dashboard. No word yet on whether it has a five-wish monkey's paw transmission.


Nissan calls this freaky bionic simian skull the "Robotic Agent' which sounds like something the Bush justice department could get on board with. Needless to say chances of production are nil. Check out the scary promo video below -- the poor model looks like she's stepping into some kind of futuristic kill chamber.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Arts and Design : Frankfurt 2007 -- Journey Makes Me Stop Believin'

Back to beautiful terrorist-targeted Frankfurt Germany for their major car show and another new design unveiling, the 2009 Dodge Journey. Originally named the "Crew", Dodge's marketing folks seem to have been inspired by the season finale of The Sopranos. Now if only they could whack the designers responsible for this bland entry into the crossover not an SUV and not a car market. Unlike Ford, GM and Nissan's designs, Dodge has taken the safe road and come up with something utterly indistinct.

Other than the toned-down crosshair grille this could be any car company's product. It's not a disaster but Chrysler was on the cutting edge of design not so long ago. The cliched lower body indent that tapers out in the front bumpers, the equally cliched big wheel opening flares (clumsily detailed), the rising shoulder line, the unrelieved slab-like side surfaces all add up to ho-hum. The best thing here is the interesting headlight treatment.

From the rear there is even less distinctiveness, the shoulders below the rear window having been done much more successfully by Mazda among others.

The real disaster zone is the interior which looks like the worst of the 1980's with chintzy chrome trim and unimaginative surfaces thrown together with little thought. The instrument binnacle looks like something out of an '81 K-Car. Chrysler must do better if it expects to survive it's latest crisis.