POSAS: This Year's 2nd Annual Sexiest Man Dead

Let the elites over at People Magazine have their Sexiest Man Alive issue - Hugh Jackman? Whatever...Here at POSAS we are all about the Sexiest Man Dead. Last year it was hunky decomposing actor Cary Grant. In light of the election we thought we should go with a hot political choice - a uniter, not a divider. Believe me when I say that the staff here were simply salivating over the Presidential pulchritude we had to choose from but we knew this year it had to be tall glass of water Abe Lincoln.

Yes, this year's Sexiest Man Dead is Abraham Lincoln.

The reasons? At 6 ft. 4 in., all scruff and biceps, Abe Lincoln looms large in The Civil War, which he says kept him "dirty 95 percent of the time" and left people stammering, "Oh ... my ... God," according to General and dead President Ulysses S. Grant, who adds, "Women's jaws drop when Abe walks into a room."

"Abe is tough and romantic at the same time," says deceased Vice President Seward, "Illinois men are a different breed. They're rugged and they sweat."

Abe Lincoln. Sexiest Man Dead for 2008.